100 Things (and then some) about me...

A list of 100 things that may only be loosely related to me. ;) Many of them will more than likely make you think… “WTF is wrong with this guy!?”

LAST UPDATE:  December 1st 2008

1. I was born & raised in the beautiful (yeah right!) city of New Bedford, MA.
2. I’m a Southpaw. (and no, i’m not in my right mind.)
3. I hope to offend everyone who reads this list at least once.
4. I have sometimes count stairs in my head as I climb them.
5. Charlotte (aka Big Charl) is my BFF.
6. I’m here to tell you that WEEI is the greatest station on earth.
7. My favorite phrase to use is… “That’s crazy talk!”
8. I am convinced that the Yankees really do suck!
9. I have a major addiciton to Coffee Ice Cream.
10. The best advice I ever gave? “Don’t believe everything you think.”
11. I once said… “Move over chicken cuz the pizza’s comin’ in”
12. I have no patience for stupid people.
13. Sometimes, I wish I owned a Tank.
14. I have evidence of a major SPAM jelly conspiracy.
15. I am writing this list while wearing coconut pajama pants.
16. Even one year later, I still can’t stop playing Elder Scrolls IV : Oblivion.
17. I love husky people.
18. I am a proud, active member, of the Sons of Sam Horn.
19. (another) Strange thing I once said: “Oh hello, I did not see you there lamp.”
20. I’ve contributed a total of 7 animals to the road kill project.
21. I throw peanuts at old ladies.
22. I have more than a few Beauty Marks.
23. I worked as the Easter Bunny at a local mall when I was 16.
24. I still own a pair of parachute pants. No, I don’t wear them!
25. You would stalk me simply for my Redneck Doggy-Style.
26. Tell everyone you know, fat people are harder to kidnap.
27. I watch SpongeBob Squarepants…and enjoy it.
28. Ernest Hemmingway is one of my idols.
29. I once spray-painted a cat blue. Yes, it lived.
30. I bought, and still own, an Atari Jaguar.
31. I drive a Cowboy Cadillac.
32. I’m a LAGger.
33. Elevators make me very nervous.
34. You know what’s romantic? French Toast.
35. I have an unhealthy obsession with Best Buy.
36. I’m a diehard Pittsburgh Steelers fan.
37. I have 11 scars on my body.
38. Dream Frappes are undeniably the greatest frozen drink ever.
39. If I could have dinner with one person, it would be Ted Williams.
40. I once waited in line for over 12 hours to buy a game.
41. Goodfellas is the greatest film ever made.
42. Everyone should be required to listen to the Wiener Whiner Line.
43. I hate the “Pink Hats”.
44. I’m a “Founding Father” for the gaming squad known as The First Order [TFO].
45. I go fishing a little too often.
46. I love Shoosting. Yes it’s a made up word.
47. I had an imaginary friend as child. His name was Manny Sousa.
48. I miss playing “Cat ‘n’ Mouse” in PGR2.
49. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the 2nd best cartoon ever made.
50. Family Guy is the best cartoon ever made.
51. Playing Videogames has not turned me into a psychotic, car-jacking, drug addict.
52. I’ve done it in a Marshalls fitting room.
53. I am terribly attractive.
54. PSN Trophies now run my life. (what’s your PSN level?)
55. I’m convinced I was a Manatee in a former life.
56. The Flying Hamster of Doom has rained coconuts on my pitiful city.
57. I leave bite marks.
58. I believe that the practice of public stonings should be brought back.
59. I always have too many stickers on my trucks.
60. I wrote in Optimus Prime as my pick for President in the 2000 elections.
61. I want to get hitched at Fenway Park.
62. I once threw my Christmas tree, lights and all, into a community swimming pool.
63. I think fried alligator tail is delicous.
64. I Browse Happy.
65. I use, and swear by, BlueHost. They’re the best around.
66. Age of Booty is like crack. And I want more!
67. I wish that Spore would be released for a home console (PS3 please!).
68. I’ve curb-stomped a Snapping Turtle.
69. I think everyone should have a list like this.
70. Super Mario Bros. 3 is my favorite game of all time.
71. Websites I can’t live without: tumblr, Google Reader, del.icio.us, deviantART, Apple.com, RedSox.com.
72. I coined the phrase “Gamer Muscle”.
73. I’ve fished for, and caught, over 30 different kinds of fish.
74. I used to call the Partyline.
75. I’m a diehard Hockey fan.
76. I wan to hang out on the picnic table in Charl’s backyard like we used to.
77. I doubt anyone will ever read this entire list.
78. I’ve seen squirrels juggling knives.
79. I think everyone should buy a copy of Beyond Good & Evil.
80. Guess what? It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!
81. I’m hoping to someday be part of the 9 Rules Network.
82. I currently own 12 different game consoles.
83. Magazines I subscribe to: EGM, In-Fisherman, Striped Bass, Mac Life, DieHard, SWA, The Hockey News,Maxim, ESPN, On the Water.
84. I love Charlotte’s Coffee Frappes.
85. What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You’re a hillbilly!
86. I am an objective Red Sox fan. Go figure!
87. I am a Mac evangelist.
88. I could stand to lose a pound or three.
89. You should get paid for your work not work to get paid.
90. I use Google Hosted for all my email. You should too.
91. I didn’t realize just how many 100 things really was!
92. I once had the nickname; le type sur le divan. btw, that’s French
93. I’m wishing Sony would announce the PSP2 already…
94. I’m addicted to Dunkin’ Donuts coffee.
95. I want you to let me know if you make one of these lists.
96. I hated being an only child.
97. My favorite game on the original Xbox? Pro Fishing Challenge.
98. Hey, Charl. Who does Betty White play on Golden Girls?
99. “Those shopping carts aren’t handicapped!” (yes, I actually said that)
100. I had a blast creating this list…

101. I love my big boy toys.
102. I knew I wouldn’t stop at 100.
103. I can’t write in anything but a Moleskine.
104. and I can’t write with anything but a Pilot G2.
105. I dream of one day visiting Machu Pichu.
106. Lately, I’ve been having vivid dreams where I have an incredibly intense one night stand with a beautiful stranger.
107. I love reading other people’s 100 Things lists. (you have created one of your own, haven’t you?)
108. I got caught “doing it” in a teacher’s lounge.
109. I hated Twitter but now I find it indispensable… go figure.
110. For some reason, people see me as a player even though I’m not.
111. I must admit, I’m a wicked bad flirt.
112. I’m proud to say that I’m a huge Boston Bruins fan!
113. Picnic Tables have a very special meaning to me.
114. I hate two-faced people with a passion.
115. Long, dark haired women is where it’s really at.
116. My Sony PSP is collecting a ton of dust.
117. I can be a bit of a sap at times.
118. Grilled Cheese sandwiches with Tomato soup is comfort food for me.
119. I have a strange fascination for anything dealing with Zombies.
120. Chivalry isn’t dead. It just takes a real man to prove it.
121. Noah is the best thing that has ever happened to me.